Top 5 New Tech Gadgets for 2024

With 2024 promising to be a banner year for even more amazing tech innovations, we’ve compiled a list of “must have” top 5 tech gadgets for just about any domicile. And no, the Apple Goggles $3k+ aren’t on that list. Geeze, we could buy a wall of TV’s for that obscene amount of moolah!

Here they are, in no particular order:

1/ Smartphone screen conditioner Using the same well-proven process autobody shops use to fix body panel dents, this amazing tool makes it easy for any teen to take care of an errant crack or ding on your smartphone screen. Just slam it down once or twice, then take it to mom and start sobbing about it being terrorized by your horrid little brother. Result: new phone, new screen!

2/ Self-driving trike Put this at the top of any paved hill, snap on the cuffs, and push off to start. This self driving trike will provide thrills upon thrills of driving experiences, including automatic redirection by those thingees with red flashing lights. Solar powered!

3/ Apple iPhone lighter Shaped just like the real thing, but guaranteed to help you burn through $$$ even faster than real iPhones. No need to upgrade! (but they’ll sell you newer versions anyway. Omg, I am SOOOO addicted!)

4/ same as #1, only left-handed.

5/ same as #2, in blue (trike, not cuffs)