Author: Horace NoName
Poilievre tries jaywalking marathon to fire up courts
Desperate not to be drowned out by his right wing nemisis south of the border, Conservative second coming Pierre Poilievre held an all day jay [more…]
Over 20,000 boredom deaths recorded for US visitors to Canada in 2023
Canadian border agents have recorded an all time high of missing returning US visitors, according to figure released by StatsCan for the calendar year 2023. [more…]
Australian chain closing 100 Outhouse Stakehouses across Canada
The popular Australian steak burning chain of Outhouse Stakehouses has announced the closing of over 100 outlets across Canada, beginning in late March. Known for [more…]
Loblaws to tackle high pork prices using suicidal pigs
Grocery giant Loblaws, stung by recent Tiktok viral videos attacking the chain’s high pork prices, has announced a “groundbreaking initiative” to bring those costs “way [more…]
Hamilton councillors vote to reject affordable housing
Hamilton, Ontario councillors have rejected a plan to build 67 affordable housing units on city land to “save” a large parking lot (no shit, this [more…]
Ciniplex disputes illegality of extra movie fees
Theatre behemoth Cineplex is fighting back against a class action suit that alleges the chain tacks on unfair charges above its advertised ticket prices. “The [more…]
165 new therapists recruited in historic Canada-Mexico immigration pact
A 2023 boost to Canada’s mental health and physio sectors has brought 165 new therapists to Canada from Mexico, as part of a pact signed [more…]
MyPillow rocked by claims of midnight Satinic Rituals
As if fending off a $5 million lawsuit wasn’t enough, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has come out fighting against new allegations of midnight shenanigans at [more…]
ArriveCan app swooped up by Musk
The Canadian boondoggle smartphone app ArriveCan has been gobbled up by Elon Musk, in his ongoing quest to acquire world domination. The 60 million dollar [more…]
10 Things about Dating People Don’t Get
My BIGGEST pet peeve about dating! When someone says “I want them to be intelligent, and have a good sense of humour.” Does this mean [more…]