Author: Horace NoName
Why I miss Covid
I liked CERB. FFS, I LOVED CERB. Getting gov cheques while I waited out the pandemic, while watching all those poor nurses trudging to work [more…]
EVERYTHING Pisses Me Off
Nuff said. You were expecting a long article? For F**s sake, the title says it ALL! Get with it dude. Yeah, now YOU are starting [more…]
Global Worming “a hoax”, claims reknowned scientist
After a year travelling the globe studying the effects of climate change on soil layers, Nobel Prize winning scientist Dr. Bob Furappels has proclaimed that [more…]
OfFred captivated by new Hulu series – “South of the Border”
Fictional character OfFred of the Handmaid’s Tale series has reportedly been chastised by her current owners, after being accused of spending too much time in [more…]
CTV News continues massive yard sale
In its ongoing delirium to cut costs and become Canada’s TBS, CTV News has added even more furniture and toilet paper to its ongoing yard [more…]
Alabama Supreme Court rules pancakes have rights as “babies”
In yet another bizarre ruling (or totally makes sense, depending on where you live), the Alabama Supreme Court has ruled that pancakes have the same [more…]
Michael Bublé changes last name to “Bubbles”
In a move that is sure to dismay crooner fans everywhere, especially in Saskatoon, Michael Bublé has officially changed his last name to “Bubbles”. According [more…]
Yellowknife to migrate to Mexico next winter
Yellowknife city council, in co-operation with the local Chamber of Commerce, has enacted a bold new plan to migrate the city lock, stock and barrel [more…]
Top 5 New Tech Gadgets for 2024
With 2024 promising to be a banner year for even more amazing tech innovations, we’ve compiled a list of “must have” top 5 tech gadgets [more…]
VR technology being used to explore Arctic snowscapes
A tech company based in Iqaluit, Nunavut has released new VR software that lets the viewer explore “the great white north during a perpetual snowstorm.” [more…]