Author: Horace NoName
New Study Links Regular Exercise to Endless Complaining, Severe Groaning
A new study released by the University of Toronto Faculty of Physical Fitness has shown a significant increase in the amount of complaining, groaning and [more…]
FAA orders Boeing to add rubber elastics to critical body panels
Hot off the heels of another debacle involving its line of Max jets, Boeing has been slapped with a new FAA directive forcing it to [more…]
Point Lepreau CEO assures NB that nuclear plant is “perfdctly safe”
The CEO of New Brunswick’s Point LePreau power station has come out swinging after a stinging report by the province’s auditor general uncovered multiple safety [more…]
Farmers set up Bee brothels in hopes of reviving pollinator populations
Decimated bee populations in the prairies have led one Albertan farm co-operative to launch a daring new initiative to try and rejuvenate the pollinators numbers. [more…]
Disney sues NHL over name rights to famous cup
Entertainment giant Disney has launched a $10 million trademark lawsuit against the NHL, asking courts to award it punitive damages and impose an injunction against [more…]
Scientists now say Big Bang caused by exploding CB bagpipes
Scientists studying images from the James Webb Space Telescope have come to the startling conclusion that the “Big Bang”, long thought by cosmologists to be [more…]
Vancouver to import Newfie lots to tackle affordability crisis
City councilors in Vancouver have voted in a new resolution to tackle the ultra high land costs in the BC mecca, approving $30 million to [more…]
Winnipeg Jets sign Girl Scout cookie deal in desperate bid to boost attendance
The Winnipeg Jets NHL hockey franchise has announced a multi-million dollar partnership with Girl Guides of Canada to provide custom cookie confectionaries at its home [more…]
Niagara Falls to get “Sphere” killer, using shakeable snow globe
Not to be outdone by its famous counterpart to the south, Canada’s sin city of Niagara Falls has commissioned the construction of a giant snow [more…]
Irving shipyard discovers frigate blueprints were upside down
The shipyard handling Canada’s new navy frigate program has been stunned by a new Department of Defense audit that questioned why the shipyard was constructing [more…]