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CTV News continues massive yard sale
In its ongoing delirium to cut costs and become Canada’s TBS, CTV News has added even more furniture and toilet paper to its ongoing yard [more…]
Alabama Supreme Court rules pancakes have rights as “babies”
In yet another bizarre ruling (or totally makes sense, depending on where you live), the Alabama Supreme Court has ruled that pancakes have the same [more…]
Scientists now say Big Bang caused by exploding CB bagpipes
Scientists studying images from the James Webb Space Telescope have come to the startling conclusion that the “Big Bang”, long thought by cosmologists to be [more…]
Winnipeg Jets sign Girl Scout cookie deal in desperate bid to boost attendance
The Winnipeg Jets NHL hockey franchise has announced a multi-million dollar partnership with Girl Guides of Canada to provide custom cookie confectionaries at its home [more…]
Irving shipyard discovers frigate blueprints were upside down
The shipyard handling Canada’s new navy frigate program has been stunned by a new Department of Defense audit that questioned why the shipyard was constructing [more…]